New on SI: Packers Are a Mortal Lock to Win Super Bowl, Cell Phone Celebration Was/Is Lame, Browns Have Been 2018’s Luckiest Team

Also, why it’s probably all over for Washington, why it’s ridiculous for John Harbaugh to be on the hot seat, and why the NFL doesn’t escape culpability for the “caravan ad” debacle on Sunday Night Football. Plus, musical guest: The Smashing Pumpkins!