New on SI: Why NFL Wants More Holding Calls, Seahawks Running Back to Glory Days, Niners Have Shot at Embarrassing Record

Also, officials resort to pinning random penalties on Ereck Flowers, the weird road to stardom for Akiem Hicks, an amazing offer to shovel my driveway that Le’Veon Bell critics can’t pass up, and Will Grier’s missed opportunity to make money for other people. Plus, musical guest: Arcade Fire!