New on SI: What Will January Trubisky Look Like? Chargers Defense Gets a Rematch Edge

Also, the Jaguars’s tribute to Major League, the Fournette situation shows why Roquan Smith was right to hold out (while the Bears’ stubbornness might have cost them a playoff bye), the success of retread coaches, the weirdness of Antonio Brown All-Pro votes, and the invincible Ryan Fitzpatrick. Plus, musical guest: Guided By Voices!